Thursday, July 8, 2010

How Long Does A D&c Take

Only three small complaints about American culture ...

United States is a wonderful country with many people different cultures and with many beautiful landscapes. Since I have a good time living here and the U.S. three things will always bother me. Here is my three quejitas (well, maybe it would be better if I said QUEJOTAS) about American culture.

'American'
: Apparently the word 'American' means someone with white skin born in the U.S.. Our American friends do not realize that America is a huge continent divided into two parts: North and South America. Every person in these two continents are Americans. From the Canadian frozen until the Indians living in the forests of Brazil, all we are Americans. It would, for example, the same if the English say they are the only Europeans and nobody else. The other day I realized that there is no English word for 'American'. Unitedstatesman? Unitedstateofamerican? No wonder these poor people still believe they are the only Americans.



Here is a map of the continents to remember ...


'Football'

: FOOT BALL = = FOOT and BALL. What sport is played with feet and a ball? It is obvious that the only answer is: 'football'. So why do Americans insist that throwing a ball (or ball is shaped like papaya) by hand to another person who also captured his hands is 'Football'. That's not football, that should be 'Handpapaya'.



So you can see, the ball of 'American Football' looks like a papaya




miles and pounds?
: Everyone knows that the mile and kilos are better ways to measure distance and weight. Well, Americans still do not realize this obvious fact. Did you know that NASA lost a $ 125,000,000

stupid mistake? NASA engineers used the American system and other measures to give engineers used the metric system. The satellite was diverted and disappeared in space. Please American friends, go forth and begin the easy life to use the metric system.



Fry and Bender hope to find that satellite ... I know these aspects of American culture may never change ... never mind. Continue to write my complaints here.




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